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Dec. 7th, 2008 03:14 am
john_thane: (What the shitfuck)
Put your playlist on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. post the poem that results. the first line of the twenty-first is the title.

A Jaded Generation )

...argh.
john_thane: (Dur screen sez u is DUMB)
[Locked to Torchwood]

You've hidden him away from me.

That's all right. Allies look after their allies in the face of their enemies, and it's not like we ever had any intention of being anything but. I think you've chosen the wrong side, but that's a practical concern and I get the feeling you kids aren't big on practicality. Meçaije. And I thought Harkness had it fucked when all he had was Little Sister.

But my point is, and if you're smart you'll have figured this out, but here it is in plain text for the idiots in your audience, and I'm sure you have a few: you don't matter to me. You're either objects in my way or means to an end. I tried to make you one, and you didn't really take to that. Now you're the other thing. I'll go through you if you're standing there to go through. Maybe you'd better reconsider where you want to stand.

How much do you intend to sacrifice for this guy? Really?



[Locked to the Vesmier]

I have it on good authority that you're the one who tried to fuck me over a while ago. I think I'm getting a feel for your handiwork. I have to say I think your friend did it better.

On the offchance that you weren't actually the thing that fell on me a few nights ago, I just wanted to drop you a line saying you're going to be first against the wall if I have my run of things. There's a special hell reserved for people who think they've got the right to fuck over people's minds and I'll see it sure you get there, my friend.



[Locked to the Doctor]

You failed.

My turn again.
john_thane: (Gunfuck you to the GROUND)
{OOC: The following is in what's only barely recognizable as Thane's handwriting. It's ragged an uneven, lines careening toward each other or off at angles, and the scrawled letters are peppered with drops of blood.}

You interrupted something.

you know the funny thing is that you could have waiting ten minutes and you would have never had to deal with me again but you took away the person I needed to end this and now you have a problem don't you?

I have worked this a very long time and you should not have made yourselves my enemy

I'm going to destroy you. Give me ten more minutes alone with him. you could have been very very safe

this is Not over.
john_thane: (What the shitfuck)
Thane was not planning on making an emergency health recall back to home base. He was especially not planning on doing so with his skin dripping in clumps off his skeleton )
john_thane: (Gunfuck you to the GROUND)
All told, it doesn't take long between the time Thane teleported out of the construction site to the time he teleports back in, and paramedic at gunpoint with him )
john_thane: (Default)
Thane slipped back April's journal during the night )
john_thane: (Dur screen sez u is DUMB)
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john_thane: (Also - I stole your car.)
This would be reaching a Mr. Julian Sark, I presume? You come highly recommended from a little girl's journal. Oh, I gave it back, by the way, so don't you worry about any messages coming your way from that – 100% legit.

If your own words are to be believed, I think you set down some legwork for me. Which means I should thank you. She's a delightful girl once you've secured her trust, and she was more than normally willing to extend it.

But a few critical notes on your last little note:

1) It'd be best for all of you if you kept far away. I don't think you do know the risks, and I don't think you'd enjoy finding out. You just sit back and wait for the flash.

2) If you've been in my shoes all so much, you should at least have some respect for what I do. And the lengths I'm willing to go to secure that.

3) I don't think you do know what I want with her, no.

4) April! I'd been wondering about that. Strangely enough, it never occurred to me to ask.

Like I said, she's a lovely girl. I'd rather not ruin what we have going here by executing her close friend in front of her.
john_thane: (That thousand-yard stare)
It's late – or early – when Thane wanders back into the prisoners' room again... )
john_thane: (Dur screen sez u is DUMB)
Dear Torchwood

thanks for your help, you're released from all obligations to the Time Agency and her Agents, hope I don't see you again.

ciao
john_thane: (Gunfuck you to the GROUND)
Why do I get the feeling we're getting jerked around?

We're going to scope this building. Triplicate approach, imposed lockdown as best we can, see if someone decided to play a phase eagle into the cat and mouse.
john_thane: (Kill it or hit it - not sure which)
How do you feel about Gary, Indiana?
john_thane: (Also - I stole your car.)
Kids, I was really hoping that your last honcho would have schooled you in baseline-nominal progress reports. You don't want me to come see how you're doing, I don't want to come see how you're doing, so this is why you tell me things, children. Even if you have made absolutely no progress.

Here. I'll demonstrate for you.

"Agent Thane, we stopped by the Doctor's house and inquired as to his whereabouts from your freakish doppelganger, but he was unable or unwilling to give up any information."

Or maybe,

"Agent Thane, we've been reviewing the CCTV across the city for signs of the Doctor, but he hasn't been seen at any of the monitored streets or intersections."

Or even,

"Agent Thane, we're really very sorry that our door-to-door investigation hasn't produced any reliable information, but we did get this very nice scent hound and one of the Doctor's old shoes!"

Something like this. I'll be expecting one.
john_thane: (Kill it or hit it - not sure which)
You know who's just the most adorable little puddle of worthless? Tyler's guardian angel. Bet if we snagged him without Sato noticing the teleport, it'd take them most of a day to figure he was gone.
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